"A communist is someone who reads Marx and Lenin. An anticommunist is someone who understands Marx and Lenin." - Ronald Reagan
"There are only two things that are infinite: the universe and human stupidity...and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
"Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery. Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" - Patrick Henry
"I have not yet begun to fight!" - John Paul Jones
"If you haven't got anything nice to say, come sit next to me." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"My fellow Americans, there is no more oil." - Jimmy Carter
"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." - Ronald Reagan
"It's not pollution that is the problem. Rather, it is the impurities in our air and water that is problematic." - Dan Quayle
"Well, Mr. Governor, I knew Thomas Jefferson, and you're no Thomas Jefferson." - Ronald Reagan
"It depends on what your definition of 'is' is." - Bill Clinton
"I regret that I have but one life to give for my country." - Nathan Hale
"Mr. Ambassador, I am prepared to wait for your answer until hell freezes over!" - Adlai Stevenson
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know." - Mark Twain
"If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas." - Don Meredith
"It's easy to grin when your ship comes in, or when you have the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his pants are too tight in the seat." - Blackie Sherrod
"I don't know much about debates. I just win wars." - Dwight Eisenhower
"Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"The nine most dreaded words in the English language are "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
"If you want to make enemies, try to change something."
- Woodrow Wilson
"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?"
- Abraham Lincoln
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
- Dwight Eisenhower
"A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits." - Richard Nixon
"The only man who makes no mistake is the man who does nothing." - Theodore Roosevelt
"It is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't."
- Martin Van Buren
"An honorable defeat is better than a dishonorable victory."
- Millard Fillmore
"Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder."
- George Washington
"One man with courage is a majority." - Thomas Jefferson
"A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people." - John F. Kennedy